fuckyeahjeremyclarkson:

squeesbysophie:

topgearfics:

jeremyclarksonsbitch:

I was wondering…because I’m odd… What cologne they prefer.
Maybe I’m just dreaming of being close enough to ask, lol.

I now have the strong urge to write a story with details of what Jeremy smells like….

Please do!

Jeremy says he doesn’t wear cologne.  He’s written about his dislike of that kind of thing more than once.  I never notice James wearing anything like that when I was working on the Plasticine garden either, though it doesn’t mean he doesn’t wear it elsewhere.  I wouldn’t be surprised if Hammond occasionally wore fragrance though.

somehow I love having this knowledge even though I have literally no use for it

fuckyeahjeremyclarkson:

squeesbysophie:

topgearfics:

jeremyclarksonsbitch:

I was wondering…because I’m odd…
What cologne they prefer.

Maybe I’m just dreaming of being close enough to ask, lol.

I now have the strong urge to write a story with details of what Jeremy smells like….

Please do!

Jeremy says he doesn’t wear cologne.  He’s written about his dislike of that kind of thing more than once.  I never notice James wearing anything like that when I was working on the Plasticine garden either, though it doesn’t mean he doesn’t wear it elsewhere.  I wouldn’t be surprised if Hammond occasionally wore fragrance though.

somehow I love having this knowledge even though I have literally no use for it

posted 4 hours ago
tags: #tg   #jc   

hammond-the-hamster:

prescriptionmccoy:

Biggest to Smallest

Shortest to Tallest

Love ❤️

r3nt-2-0:

Random person:
Top Gear is a show about cars, right?

Me:
Right..

Random person:
So why they are in the jungle and one of them is screaming “I’m the god of hellfire” with a chainsaw in his hands?

Me:
…because…well,it’s complicated.

supermassive-bowties:

Clarkson’s manly V8 smoothie, aka Desperate Shag In A Skip or The Bloody Awful

mynichetoyellattheworldwithlove:

madeofylvis:

No but do you ever think about how one day we’ll be listening to the radio and Jessica by the Allman Brothers Band will come on

And it’ll have been years since Top Gear ended and yet we’ll still get this lump in our throat and we’ll have to google our favourite special or episode and there will be feels and our families will be like ‘wtf’

WHY WOULD YOU HURT ME THIS WAY?!?!?!1111

I think about The End way too often, and I know many songs will remind me of TG (particularly Africa by Toto which they play on the radio all the time. Never heard any Allman Brothers song on radio tho)

bourbon-and-bitters:

storyofagayboy:

Fox,

Polar Bear,

Jeremy Clarkson…

This is brilliant! Anything that makes me laugh that loudly must be re-blogged.

posted 1 week ago
tags: #every time   #jc   #rh   #tg   
bicuriousbacon:

hammond-the-hamster:

justjezza:

The Perfect Road Trip 2 DVD will be available 17 November.
No wonder they were in Italy for so long!

Wait is this really a thing????? :O

Yes! c: look http://www.bbcshop.com/motoring/top-gear-the-perfect-road-trip-2-dvd/invt/2edvd0880

bicuriousbacon:

hammond-the-hamster:

justjezza:

The Perfect Road Trip 2 DVD will be available 17 November.

No wonder they were in Italy for so long!

Wait is this really a thing????? :O

Yes! c: look http://www.bbcshop.com/motoring/top-gear-the-perfect-road-trip-2-dvd/invt/2edvd0880

posted 1 week ago
tags: #sweeeet   #tg   #jc   #rh   

remember when the organizers of top gear live gave the boys matching rings during a ceremony? remember when they got married

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